The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15712. | fastfingas (rocketmanfingas) | 78.54 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 15713. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15714. | shoib (roban) | 78.54 | 96% | 2016-09-02 |
| 15715. | Lee (bolttyper) | 78.53 | 90% | 2011-06-04 |
| 15716. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 78.53 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 15717. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 78.53 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 15718. | Vahe (vaheg) | 78.53 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 15719. | Sia (siadymensia) | 78.53 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 15720. | Jon (paintwalls) | 78.53 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 15721. | AMY (amy123) | 78.53 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 15722. | Robert Smart (robtheslob7856) | 78.52 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 15723. | Jason (tevex) | 78.52 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 15724. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 78.52 | 92% | 2013-06-11 |
| 15725. | hashed (hashed) | 78.52 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15726. | D (d_4biden1) | 78.52 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 15727. | lana (lanalynn) | 78.52 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
| 15728. | Robert (ventril) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 15729. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 78.51 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 15730. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 78.51 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 15731. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 78.51 | 92% | 2014-02-03 |
| 15732. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 78.51 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 15733. | Paul (polpolpol) | 78.50 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 15734. | Karim (dirtytowel) | 78.50 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 15735. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15736. | Jim (etctoolazy) | 78.50 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15737. | milluki (milluki) | 78.50 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 15738. | Ginevra (ginevra) | 78.50 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| 15739. | Ray (teraa) | 78.49 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
| 15740. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 78.49 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 15741. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 78.49 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |