The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12855. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 94.89 | 96% | 2014-07-30 |
| 12856. | Dimitri (vayeeder) | 94.89 | 97% | 2017-01-31 |
| 12857. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 94.88 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 12858. | Quincy (quincyy) | 94.88 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12859. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 94.88 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 12860. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 94.88 | 96% | 2015-10-24 |
| 12861. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 94.88 | 96% | 2014-06-03 |
| 12862. | Guest (weruio) | 94.87 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 12863. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 94.87 | 98% | 2016-06-07 |
| 12864. | amph (amph) | 94.87 | 87% | 2014-11-14 |
| 12865. | Neil (neil239) | 94.86 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 12866. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 94.86 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 12867. | yo dayo (ayamenakiri) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 12868. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 94.86 | 99% | 2022-07-19 |
| 12869. | lana (lanalynn) | 94.86 | 96% | 2014-06-14 |
| 12870. | mOnAr (monar) | 94.86 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12871. | Vivien (vavanloo) | 94.85 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12872. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 12873. | Kyle (kylewagner) | 94.85 | 97% | 2012-11-08 |
| 12874. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 94.85 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
| 12875. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 94.85 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 12876. | Freddy (insanefreddy926) | 94.85 | 98% | 2011-05-28 |
| 12877. | Wessel (wessel924) | 94.85 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 12878. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 94.85 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12879. | Alex (supra) | 94.85 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 12880. | Miguel (mhcal) | 94.84 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 12881. | Dr. (bendragonsword) | 94.83 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 12882. | bdi (_bdi_) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 12883. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 94.83 | 92% | 2012-05-19 |
| 12884. | BPockets (bpockets) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |