The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
 Active since May 8, 2010.
 384 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14256. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 82.00 | 96% | 2018-11-24 | 
| 14257. | Izaac (izaaciwnl) | 81.99 | 97% | 2025-09-24 | 
| 14258. | Nuts (nutty999) | 81.99 | 97% | 2024-07-07 | 
| 14259. | Nicholas (nemath) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-12-02 | 
| 14260. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 81.99 | 98% | 2020-01-21 | 
| 14261. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 81.99 | 93% | 2014-03-06 | 
| 14262. | happleby (happleby) | 81.99 | 99% | 2012-03-14 | 
| 14263. | sashimi (sashimifx) | 81.98 | 99% | 2025-05-08 | 
| 14264. | twix (twixatschool) | 81.98 | 97% | 2024-10-23 | 
| 14265. | Manasa (manasapatil) | 81.98 | 96.8% | 2024-05-17 | 
| 14266. | Gay (fujikage999) | 81.98 | 95.9% | 2024-01-01 | 
| 14267. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 81.98 | 95.7% | 2021-02-17 | 
| 14268. | Jefferson (jeff1152) | 81.98 | 98% | 2024-11-19 | 
| 14269. | Brage (brasa95) | 81.98 | 97% | 2015-09-13 | 
| 14270. | Srikanth (srikanth_sharma) | 81.98 | 96% | 2013-08-27 | 
| 14271. | Catriona (shibumi) | 81.98 | 99% | 2012-01-22 | 
| 14272. | ning (n1ng) | 81.97 | 98% | 2024-04-23 | 
| 14273. | Celeste (celestest) | 81.97 | 95.4% | 2024-05-13 | 
| 14274. | Gray (grayhollow) | 81.97 | 96% | 2023-04-03 | 
| 14275. | Drew (andrewbarnard94) | 81.97 | 97.9% | 2024-03-23 | 
| 14276. | mochagrasius (ahmetissa) | 81.97 | 96% | 2024-04-30 | 
| 14277. | Max (sekuro) | 81.97 | 97.1% | 2024-12-05 | 
| 14278. | Olav (tocke) | 81.97 | 96% | 2021-01-25 | 
| 14279. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 81.97 | 96% | 2015-12-03 | 
| 14280. | Fargoth (farg0th) | 81.96 | 98% | 2024-12-17 | 
| 14281. | Jack K (overjoyed__owl) | 81.96 | 97% | 2024-10-15 | 
| 14282. | Mohamed Abdelfattah (mohame... | 81.96 | 96% | 2024-03-21 | 
| 14283. | BOB (mroglan) | 81.96 | 98% | 2021-05-31 | 
| 14284. | WelvenDaGreat (welvendagreat) | 81.96 | 97% | 2017-08-05 | 
| 14285. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 81.96 | 99% | 2020-09-15 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |