As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
 Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11321. | Storm (stormwierdo) | 81.10 | 97% | 2023-01-30 | 
| 11322. | the (sawdust10) | 81.10 | 96% | 2019-08-15 | 
| 11323. | Covert_G (covert_g) | 81.10 | 97% | 2025-08-14 | 
| 11324. | Kurisu (kurisu_makise) | 81.10 | 97.6% | 2024-04-05 | 
| 11325. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 81.10 | 94% | 2017-05-26 | 
| 11326. | Sephie (lepoulets) | 81.09 | 97% | 2023-08-04 | 
| 11327. | Vinh (piecharts) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-02-28 | 
| 11328. | Erick (smittywerben) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 | 
| 11329. | Ed (posva) | 81.08 | 96% | 2016-12-15 | 
| 11330. | life (life1186) | 81.08 | 99% | 2022-02-09 | 
| 11331. | ravi (sravi4701) | 81.08 | 98% | 2021-12-03 | 
| 11332. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.08 | 96% | 2021-05-05 | 
| 11333. | Kendrick (80central) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-03-05 | 
| 11334. | gorf (masterboy77) | 81.07 | 97.5% | 2024-12-16 | 
| 11335. | woogux (wgx9891) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-06-17 | 
| 11336. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 81.07 | 98% | 2015-06-18 | 
| 11337. | ant (ajwinch) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-05-15 | 
| 11338. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2015-11-05 | 
| 11339. | YoGurt (yogurt026) | 81.05 | 96% | 2020-11-27 | 
| 11340. | Filip (fifal) | 81.05 | 98% | 2021-01-11 | 
| 11341. | BlackWolfXIII (blackwolf13) | 81.04 | 89% | 2016-07-13 | 
| 11342. | Berk (deschain) | 81.04 | 98% | 2021-06-27 | 
| 11343. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-10-02 | 
| 11344. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 81.04 | 97% | 2020-10-08 | 
| 11345. | Gbogi (devoepack) | 81.04 | 94% | 2016-06-19 | 
| 11346. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 81.04 | 98% | 2018-01-29 | 
| 11347. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 81.03 | 97% | 2023-04-01 | 
| 11348. | Tony (monzz22) | 81.03 | 91% | 2015-04-13 | 
| 11349. | resuo (resuo) | 81.03 | 97.4% | 2024-11-10 | 
| 11350. | Jeremy (jeremygolden) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-04-19 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 | 
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |