I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12693. | Navi (ivan_) | 80.47 | 88% | 2017-01-16 |
| 12694. | Dr. Poop (MCL) (dr_poopy) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 12695. | Jon (zam0) | 80.46 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 12696. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 80.46 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 12697. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 80.46 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 12698. | discolars (discolars) | 80.46 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
| 12699. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 12700. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 80.46 | 93% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12701. | Vishal (vpm911) | 80.46 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12702. | Neks (nexterion) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12703. | FuneeMonkee69 (saddegenrate... | 80.45 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12704. | Hal (hal21) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12705. | Caleb (caleb1243) | 80.45 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 12706. | SeaTang (seatang) | 80.44 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 12707. | Tre' (vtcoin24) | 80.44 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 12708. | komaru (komaru) | 80.44 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 12709. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 80.43 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 12710. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 80.43 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12711. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12712. | Adi (adirizka7) | 80.43 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12713. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 80.43 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 12714. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 80.43 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12715. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 80.43 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 12716. | Elijah (freeelijah) | 80.42 | 94% | 2023-12-27 |
| 12717. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 80.42 | 94% | 2020-02-11 |
| 12718. | not rage (sadge47) | 80.42 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 12719. | André (andrehamada) | 80.42 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 12720. | Japa (yapa69) | 80.41 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12721. | Ian (2nd_place) | 80.41 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 12722. | ronin (timthot) | 80.41 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |