As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4938. | amebda (fookusa) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4939. | melanie (melanie2525) | 97.72 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 4940. | Aidan (bridgethegap) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4941. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4942. | Sean (uziraff) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 4943. | La Familia (xquyen) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4944. | David (dlo3) | 97.72 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4945. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 97.71 | 100% | 2024-02-26 |
| 4946. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-02-09 |
| 4947. | Roo (trepur349) | 97.69 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 4948. | W (wbhizzle7) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 4949. | Bryce (molohov) | 97.69 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 4950. | swng (swng) | 97.69 | 96% | 2015-07-10 |
| 4951. | Sam (samystyles) | 97.68 | 98% | 2025-01-04 |
| 4952. | mosab (mosabreda) | 97.68 | 98.6% | 2023-10-01 |
| 4953. | Spookeh (spookeeh) | 97.68 | 91% | 2016-07-09 |
| 4954. | Kyle (kyleoco) | 97.67 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 4955. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 97.67 | 99% | 2023-10-21 |
| 4956. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 97.67 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4957. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 97.67 | 96% | 2017-05-27 |
| 4958. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 97.67 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 4959. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 97.67 | 95% | 2017-05-03 |
| 4960. | Bhavesh (bhavesh__) | 97.66 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 4961. | sush (hungig) | 97.66 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 4962. | Ren (saigaren) | 97.66 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4963. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 97.66 | 98% | 2016-10-15 |
| 4964. | Albert (alberttheslime) | 97.64 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4965. | Brown Bear (mjcortz) | 97.63 | 99% | 2022-12-13 |
| 4966. | shelley] (shelleypeabody) | 97.62 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 4967. | Lili (liliautumnrain) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |