So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8557. | begetable (begetable) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 8558. | Arg (babyursa) | 88.95 | 98% | 2014-11-29 |
| 8559. | Kate (kaprese) | 88.95 | 98% | 2012-06-30 |
| 8560. | Clara (claramenna) | 88.95 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 8561. | Rasmus (sbares) | 88.95 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8562. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 8563. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 88.94 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8564. | Aubrey (warrior13) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8565. | Ezekiel (saucyio) | 88.93 | 93% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8566. | Chetan (comhacks) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8567. | Joe (soulixer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8568. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 8569. | Michael (pokemic) | 88.93 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 8570. | Henndrong (henndrong) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8571. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 88.92 | 98% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8572. | raf (rafski) | 88.92 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8573. | Capricorn (mangosquirrel) | 88.91 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 8574. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 88.91 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8575. | Mary (teachman) | 88.91 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8576. | 210 (badoop) | 88.91 | 92% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8577. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 88.91 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 8578. | Matthew (kylehyde) | 88.91 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8579. | Patrick (patrickt) | 88.91 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8580. | Grace (21gracer) | 88.90 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 8581. | Sebastian (4555) | 88.90 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8582. | Grim (grim_reaper191713) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8583. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 88.90 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8584. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 88.89 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8585. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 8586. | m (imtiaz) | 88.89 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |