As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4097. | ayy (spurty) | 101.13 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4098. | Ned (nedfrench) | 101.13 | 92% | 2016-09-23 |
| 4099. | jason (jasonsayshello) | 101.12 | 97% | 2024-08-29 |
| 4100. | arno (boxhill) | 101.11 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 4101. | Smart (manmilk_milkman) | 101.11 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 4102. | oh look, nothing! (grimmujow) | 101.11 | 99% | 2019-06-04 |
| 4103. | David (bomely) | 101.10 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 4104. | Tai (tzhang_) | 101.10 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4105. | Doug (laboramus) | 101.09 | 97.6% | 2024-10-16 |
| 4106. | _ (bettersins) | 101.09 | 98.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 4107. | Kevin (havek) | 101.09 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4108. | From the river to the sea (... | 101.08 | 97.8% | 2024-07-06 |
| 4109. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 101.08 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 4110. | Stefan (kid782) | 101.07 | 99.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 4111. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 101.07 | 91% | 2015-05-15 |
| 4112. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 101.07 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
| 4113. | Howard (sparklynarwhals) | 101.06 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 4114. | ............. (zalvary) | 101.06 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4115. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 101.06 | 96% | 2017-05-08 |
| 4116. | Loui (benesso_) | 101.06 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4117. | Beth (beth5507) | 101.06 | 100% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4118. | Harish (cyberpunk2k) | 101.05 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 4119. | nex (nxeuz) | 101.05 | 98% | 2024-07-31 |
| 4120. | Nafre (nafre) | 101.05 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 4121. | RAE (typing_expert) | 101.05 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 4122. | Vinh (chuckychuck) | 101.04 | 99% | 2024-06-18 |
| 4123. | Mark (wiseruser) | 101.04 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4124. | Logtuf (logtuf) | 101.04 | 97.6% | 2023-11-09 |
| 4125. | Maria (marose14) | 101.04 | 99% | 2015-04-04 |
| 4126. | Eva (blue_is_a_color) | 101.03 | 99% | 2025-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |