I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2506. | Mei (pyromei) | 112.10 | 97% | 2016-09-01 |
| 2507. | Omigodapro (omigodapro) | 112.08 | 97.1% | 2024-11-14 |
| 2508. | Inferno (mohmadrid0) | 112.08 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 2509. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 112.08 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2510. | Liran (liranm89) | 112.08 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 2511. | Home (secondarysteech) | 112.07 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 2512. | apoorv (covfere) | 112.07 | 99% | 2023-07-27 |
| 2513. | Branden (bm00re) | 112.07 | 98% | 2015-09-03 |
| 2514. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 112.07 | 98% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2515. | Alpha (fendrix) | 112.07 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 2516. | Financier (financier) | 112.06 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2517. | (dragusprime) | 112.05 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 2518. | Brian (_hetz) | 112.05 | 99% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2519. | Collin (cyfurix) | 112.04 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2520. | Temos (captainteemo) | 112.04 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2521. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 112.04 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2522. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 112.03 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 2523. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 112.03 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 2524. | Thành (thanh1988) | 112.03 | 99% | 2015-08-28 |
| 2525. | jubilachi (jubilachi) | 112.03 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 2526. | PR (mrprx) | 112.02 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 2527. | Zlinky (zlinky32) | 112.02 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 2528. | Siraj (bdsiraj) | 112.01 | 99% | 2018-07-23 |
| 2529. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 112.01 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2530. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 112.00 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 2531. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 112.00 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
| 2532. | Bling (noupdate) | 112.00 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 2533. | Someone (littleriver) | 111.99 | 99.7% | 2024-06-19 |
| 2534. | C (ccc123) | 111.99 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 2535. | KnowHao (knowhao) | 111.99 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |