I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1493. | matcha (aydenkm) | 127.30 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1494. | Tony (tony82890) | 127.29 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 1495. | Banana (bananawana) | 127.28 | 98.8% | 2024-03-01 |
| 1496. | (dafler) | 127.26 | 100% | 2022-01-05 |
| 1497. | samson (swanson209) | 127.24 | 100% | 2017-12-26 |
| 1498. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 127.22 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 1499. | bob (iwannablastmyself) | 127.21 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1500. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 127.19 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 1501. | Julius Lastrof (hellosereei) | 127.18 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| 1502. | fy (fycolonthree) | 127.17 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 1503. | Laura (viscoseoce) | 127.17 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1504. | i use caps lock (3booddd) | 127.16 | 99% | 2020-05-03 |
| 1505. | Andy (andythedinosaur) | 127.16 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1506. | lim (xiqiang) | 127.14 | 99% | 2023-12-04 |
| 1507. | Ronnie (ronnie1155) | 127.12 | 99% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1508. | Ossi (xyeet) | 127.11 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 1509. | kusa (kuuwu) | 127.10 | 98% | 2024-10-05 |
| 1510. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 127.09 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1511. | shweb (mrshweb) | 127.09 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1512. | Sophia (hotococoa) | 127.08 | 98.8% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1513. | deon (deontan) | 127.08 | 99.4% | 2024-09-30 |
| 1514. | Xavier (xchen5) | 127.04 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1515. | Anth (anthboss) | 127.04 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 1516. | yeah fs fs (fluiid) | 127.02 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
| 1517. | michelle (mkahue) | 127.01 | 98.2% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1518. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 127.01 | 96.1% | 2025-04-03 |
| 1519. | extioptic_ (extioptic_) | 127.00 | 99% | 2025-03-19 |
| 1520. | cort (cortnexus) | 126.99 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1521. | triet96 (triet96) | 126.98 | 100% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1522. | Troy (troyvimala) | 126.98 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |