Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8350. | Gab (fishinakart) | 89.66 | 97.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8351. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 89.66 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 8352. | Leon (bluesunset) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 8353. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 89.65 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 8354. | WeirdManiac (japanhat) | 89.65 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 8355. | Brennen (brennency) | 89.65 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 8356. | Alper (skroas) | 89.65 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 8357. | Jacob (hydrogenation) | 89.64 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 8358. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 89.64 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 8359. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 89.64 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8360. | Shubby (shubby) | 89.64 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8361. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 89.64 | 94% | 2016-12-12 |
| 8362. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 89.63 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8363. | Ammm (pattaras) | 89.63 | 99% | 2017-04-21 |
| 8364. | BELT (beltgirl) | 89.63 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 8365. | I (willsvikki) | 89.62 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 8366. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 89.61 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 8367. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 89.61 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 8368. | Loki (misterloki) | 89.61 | 84% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8369. | สปริงหัก (b... | 89.61 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 8370. | vicarious (vicarious) | 89.60 | 96% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8371. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 89.60 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 8372. | deutero (deutero) | 89.60 | 98% | 2011-08-16 |
| 8373. | Dmitry (voidpointer64) | 89.59 | 96.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8374. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 89.59 | 99% | 2014-05-21 |
| 8375. | Ham (hamtazmic) | 89.59 | 92% | 2013-11-01 |
| 8376. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 89.59 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 8377. | Jean (orangedrum) | 89.58 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8378. | Tyler (standishman25) | 89.58 | 96% | 2016-04-07 |
| 8379. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 89.57 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |