As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6547. | Zhen (zhen_dev) | 92.37 | 100% | 2018-01-11 |
| 6548. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 92.37 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 6549. | Renato (ato2000) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6550. | ya (stfudesu) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 6551. | Rohit Shakya (shrohit_007) | 92.36 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 6552. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.36 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 6553. | Eleanor (emathers) | 92.36 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6554. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 92.36 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 6555. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 6556. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 92.34 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6557. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 92.34 | 98% | 2025-02-14 |
| 6558. | Jenny (jennypark2001) | 92.33 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 6559. | M♭ (museican) | 92.33 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 6560. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 92.32 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
| 6561. | moy (moymoymoy) | 92.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6562. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.32 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| 6563. | Kush (kushmaster) | 92.31 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 6564. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 92.31 | 98.4% | 2023-12-28 |
| 6565. | Victor (pikachunks) | 92.31 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 6566. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 92.31 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6567. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 92.31 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6568. | Felipe (mrsilverspoon) | 92.30 | 97% | 2025-01-06 |
| 6569. | Alex (yo_boy_jesus) | 92.30 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6570. | Dave (infiltratingtree) | 92.30 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 6571. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 92.30 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 6572. | Ro (lasro) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-02-21 |
| 6573. | Psychism (psychism) | 92.29 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 6574. | Chez (chezdude) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 6575. | Mariffu (mariffu) | 92.28 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 6576. | Lorenzo (lorenzo_) | 92.27 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |