I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6348. | Silenth (silenth) | 95.66 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 6349. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 95.66 | 99% | 2016-03-22 |
| 6350. | puitDres (ogarmees) | 95.65 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 6351. | Nickisai (tarokan) | 95.65 | 94% | 2015-04-18 |
| 6352. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 95.65 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 6353. | Jo (byunsoryuu) | 95.65 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 6354. | Pawel (cryk) | 95.65 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 6355. | Nathan (eastsideboyz) | 95.64 | 88% | 2016-05-27 |
| 6356. | Matthew (micsmatthew77) | 95.64 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 6357. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 95.64 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 6358. | st1lled (st1lled) | 95.63 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 6359. | Anthony (avt5678) | 95.63 | 97% | 2025-06-02 |
| 6360. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 95.62 | 98.7% | 2023-07-05 |
| 6361. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 95.62 | 98.3% | 2024-01-10 |
| 6362. | yentup (yentup) | 95.61 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
| 6363. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 95.60 | 99% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6364. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 95.59 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 6365. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 95.59 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 6366. | Nathan (zoomingarrow) | 95.59 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 6367. | Gucci (bamboochief) | 95.59 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 6368. | Dinah (kirbytyper) | 95.58 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 6369. | Marcel (razhork) | 95.58 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6370. | Meat (cylindericalmeat) | 95.58 | 96% | 2024-11-29 |
| 6371. | OhLookHavoc (pixelgaming) | 95.57 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6372. | Silingas (trustys) | 95.57 | 98.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 6373. | Eicy (eicymores) | 95.57 | 96.6% | 2024-02-27 |
| 6374. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 95.57 | 97.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6375. | Charlie Li (yale2026) | 95.57 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6376. | crow (ph4tomz) | 95.57 | 97.4% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6377. | unit (chuwii) | 95.57 | 96% | 2024-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |