Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2480. | JV (maxmalakas) | 75.30 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2481. | Eric (ebl1859) | 75.30 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2482. | peter (peterfan) | 75.29 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2483. | Blaž (bazi2572) | 75.28 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2484. | Antonio (senny22) | 75.28 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 2485. | Broc (brocbuchanan) | 75.26 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2486. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 75.25 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 2487. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 75.25 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2488. | Andrew (amharder) | 75.24 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2489. | Pranoy (promax) | 75.24 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2490. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 75.23 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2491. | Soggy (soggydog) | 75.22 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2492. | Tom (tommunism) | 75.22 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2493. | Something (artero_job) | 75.21 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2494. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 75.21 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 2495. | William (wazambelina) | 75.18 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2496. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 75.17 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2497. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 75.17 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2498. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 75.17 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2499. | Matt (iproz) | 75.16 | 94% | 2017-11-12 |
| 2500. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 75.15 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2501. | Xadek (koch0183) | 75.14 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2502. | svs (svs_manee) | 75.14 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2503. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 75.13 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2504. | Ellis (coltsfan13) | 75.12 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2505. | Hampadampadoo (hampadampadoo) | 75.12 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2506. | Tyler (keloflo) | 75.11 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2507. | Antonius (icepokemonray) | 75.10 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 2508. | Freedom (employ) | 75.09 | 99% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2509. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 75.08 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |