The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12082. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.28 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 12083. | Martel (marty87) | 85.28 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12084. | Angel (angvplnx) | 85.28 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 12085. | Victor (viktinator) | 85.27 | 94% | 2016-11-20 |
| 12086. | Manolo (elargentino95) | 85.27 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12087. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 85.27 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12088. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 85.27 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12089. | Beef (beefpinatubo) | 85.27 | 94.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12090. | Khoa (sasukekhoa) | 85.27 | 93% | 2013-04-07 |
| 12091. | Teemu (torava) | 85.27 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12092. | Felix (fgeller) | 85.27 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 12093. | Vivi (viviloaf) | 85.26 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12094. | ybf (ybflewis) | 85.26 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12095. | Oscar (ovallner) | 85.26 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 12096. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 85.26 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 12097. | Minh (mn99) | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12098. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 12099. | Matías (colocolo91) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12100. | Lee (cgno) | 85.25 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| 12101. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 85.25 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 12102. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 85.25 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 12103. | Knight (14_knights) | 85.25 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12104. | Sy (kaisy) | 85.25 | 93% | 2011-12-04 |
| 12105. | Allan (allanw5) | 85.25 | 92% | 2011-11-18 |
| 12106. | Zgjim (zgjim) | 85.25 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 12107. | Anderson (dadawg911) | 85.25 | 90% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12108. | G (googe1) | 85.24 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12109. | rupert (roopdogg) | 85.24 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12110. | dulux23 (dulux23) | 85.24 | 95% | 2021-10-22 |
| 12111. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 85.24 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |