Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1595. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 84.71 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1596. | Jesse (sarrod) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1597. | Ted (xted) | 84.70 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1598. | Sara (koviii) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1599. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 84.67 | 95% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1600. | Oliver (highonbelvita) | 84.67 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1601. | George (yellowgeo) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1602. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 84.67 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1603. | Ryan (0hax) | 84.66 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1604. | Christian (casey_white) | 84.65 | 99% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1605. | Logan (maestrobroccoli) | 84.65 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1606. | Kelli (kellil08) | 84.64 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1607. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 84.62 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 1608. | Master (mcrockett) | 84.62 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 1609. | G (zger) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1610. | slow account (pasta2) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1611. | KTH (kthmanish) | 84.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1612. | Joe (joe7670) | 84.58 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 1613. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 84.55 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1614. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1615. | Karam (kahsi) | 84.54 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1616. | Lemvig (lemvig42) | 84.54 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1617. | Roma (useflame) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1618. | Lukebomber (lukebomber) | 84.48 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1619. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 84.46 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1620. | komaru (komaru) | 84.46 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1621. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 84.44 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1622. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 84.43 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 1623. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 84.42 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 1624. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |