As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5307. | zach (zachleachtx) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 5308. | Teegey (teegey) | 95.97 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 5309. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 95.96 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5310. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 95.96 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5311. | Rainbow (rainbowdudebh) | 95.96 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5312. | coco (fatherless) | 95.96 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5313. | Jesse (2xtreme1) | 95.96 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 5314. | zenoraic (zenoraic) | 95.95 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 5315. | MandelBroccoli (mandelbrocc... | 95.95 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5316. | ClamXtX (clamxtx) | 95.95 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 5317. | dude (udead1) | 95.95 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5318. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 95.94 | 97.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5319. | Michael (notmaiku) | 95.94 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5320. | MamaCherry (mamacherry) | 95.93 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 5321. | Jimi (twentey) | 95.93 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5322. | Avi (_avi_) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5323. | Ken (tpyingn00b) | 95.92 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5324. | KTH (kthmanish) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5325. | saxum (saxum) | 95.92 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5326. | Kert (iikertii) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5327. | Pranav (pranavk) | 95.91 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| 5328. | Michael (fourforce) | 95.90 | 98% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5329. | C (sirbop) | 95.90 | 93% | 2016-04-17 |
| 5330. | Magoon (magoon) | 95.90 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 5331. | Ryan (49ersfanforeva) | 95.90 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5332. | DeeFly (deefly) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 5333. | Kuy (rou168) | 95.90 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5334. | Hamiz (popega) | 95.89 | 96% | 2024-05-18 |
| 5335. | Chris (kzk7) | 95.89 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 5336. | Vali (ryuzul) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |