The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14659. | Ian (iaaannn) | 80.35 | 94.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14660. | Key (keyknight) | 80.35 | 96% | 2016-02-16 |
| 14661. | Slim (notmiles) | 80.35 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 14662. | CALIBER (risen_one) | 80.35 | 92% | 2011-07-31 |
| 14663. | Silingas (trustys) | 80.34 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 14664. | Ricky (rcaswell) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14665. | dani (danisirico) | 80.34 | 97.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 14666. | Jess (jessnixon94) | 80.34 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 14667. | Angry (angrysanta) | 80.34 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14668. | lswi (colmako) | 80.34 | 97% | 2014-06-17 |
| 14669. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 80.33 | 95.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14670. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 80.33 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 14671. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 80.33 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 14672. | naruto (uzumak1) | 80.33 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14673. | Jason (jshkao) | 80.33 | 92% | 2016-11-10 |
| 14674. | Bao Long (baolongtrann) | 80.33 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 14675. | Chuk724 (chuk724) | 80.32 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14676. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 80.32 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 14677. | Jay (jaydhanani36) | 80.32 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 14678. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 80.32 | 94% | 2022-11-16 |
| 14679. | KTH (kthmanish) | 80.32 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14680. | gwen (abcdbga) | 80.32 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14681. | Aufar (dancinggrass) | 80.32 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14682. | Sammy (smedina) | 80.32 | 96% | 2011-09-09 |
| 14683. | Ali (saaani) | 80.32 | 89% | 2012-09-06 |
| 14684. | Dylion (mandylion) | 80.32 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 14685. | Martin Gonzalez (itypefaste... | 80.31 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14686. | Noah (noahinfini) | 80.31 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14687. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 80.31 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 14688. | Liam (laimbo) | 80.31 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |