Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4698. | kay (kayleekim03) | 63.41 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4699. | Andreas (latteinator) | 63.41 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 4700. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 63.40 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
| 4701. | Thu (hnthu) | 63.40 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4702. | M (photon628) | 63.37 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4703. | davey (veciero) | 63.36 | 95% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4704. | dvorak64 (steveoc64) | 63.36 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4705. | Doiv (doiv23) | 63.36 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4706. | Nam (shinemaster) | 63.36 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4707. | Jack (sherboffyalt) | 63.35 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4708. | Markos (marky35707) | 63.35 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4709. | laerton (laerton) | 63.35 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 4710. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 63.34 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4711. | Alex (images) | 63.34 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 4712. | BoozeCruiser (gvillar08) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 4713. | bigbogie (hxrxs) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4714. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 63.31 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4715. | PBA (parkera16) | 63.30 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4716. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 63.30 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4717. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 63.28 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4718. | Dann (danndilion) | 63.28 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4719. | Elijah (akagila) | 63.27 | 96% | 2017-12-31 |
| 4720. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 63.26 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4721. | Gimlix (gimlix) | 63.26 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 4722. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 63.25 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4723. | 2005 (constant_l) | 63.21 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
| 4724. | Ayush (the_dealer) | 63.21 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4725. | David (donkykong2008) | 63.18 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4726. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 63.17 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4727. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 63.16 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |