I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6526. | only quit (sberens) | 94.56 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 6527. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.56 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 6528. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 94.56 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6529. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 94.56 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 6530. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6531. | little (littleruiness) | 94.56 | 97% | 2015-08-13 |
| 6532. | Alex (atbu) | 94.55 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6533. | Colonel (connorpro) | 94.55 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6534. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 94.53 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 6535. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 94.53 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| 6536. | Phillip (ph0t0synth) | 94.51 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 6537. | fingle (fingledritz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6538. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 6539. | Loyne Leed (loyneleed) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 6540. | Jeff (jeffvu) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6541. | Sébastien (reganisgod) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 6542. | Valeker (valeker) | 94.48 | 97.4% | 2024-09-16 |
| 6543. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 6544. | Antonio (stazzo) | 94.48 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 6545. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6546. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 94.47 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 6547. | Gavin (gaminamin) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6548. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6549. | nana (goomi) | 94.46 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 6550. | Mike (mike_121) | 94.45 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6551. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6552. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 94.45 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 6553. | Anna 3 (lilsleep21) | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 6554. | Cog (cogking) | 94.44 | 97% | 2025-01-12 |
| 6555. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |