The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3076. | Knox (rangersapprentice101) | 61.44 | 92% | 2011-07-07 |
| 3077. | Berzavik (mummiesbabies) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3078. | Mại (mailinh) | 61.44 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 3079. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 61.43 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3080. | rakvat (rakvat) | 61.43 | 96% | 2014-08-08 |
| 3081. | Jesse (jesse1m) | 61.43 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3082. | Jeson (jesond) | 61.43 | 95% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3083. | Antonio (ab_marcelo) | 61.43 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 3084. | Harshal (4hp007) | 61.42 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 3085. | squimf (ted59) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3086. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 61.42 | 91% | 2016-07-18 |
| 3087. | ʇsɐɟ ɹǝdns (shafeek) | 61.42 | 96% | 2013-08-21 |
| 3088. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 61.41 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3089. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 61.41 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 3090. | Tiffany (wangtiffany) | 61.40 | 89% | 2016-04-07 |
| 3091. | be (besalt) | 61.40 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 3092. | newertonbr (newerton) | 61.39 | 93% | 2012-11-08 |
| 3093. | krishna (krishna123sharma@g... | 61.39 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 3094. | David (cptdavid) | 61.38 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3095. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 61.38 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 3096. | Jenny (arimii) | 61.38 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
| 3097. | Little Meanie (little_meanie) | 61.38 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 3098. | Kupo (kuponata) | 61.38 | 88% | 2016-03-25 |
| 3099. | Slayer (ritik_singh) | 61.37 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 3100. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 61.37 | 96% | 2022-10-08 |
| 3101. | ser (sseerr) | 61.37 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 3102. | Alexander (altso) | 61.37 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 3103. | Rasmus (raxorkill) | 61.36 | 94% | 2016-10-08 |
| 3104. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 61.36 | 88% | 2014-09-20 |
| 3105. | Wajdy (wajdyessam) | 61.36 | 91% | 2012-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |