And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33035. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 56.21 | 94% | 2019-12-30 |
| 33036. | Rajesh (smartanand) | 56.21 | 91% | 2011-11-14 |
| 33037. | full (fullmoon) | 56.21 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 33038. | pddddd (pddddd) | 56.20 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 33039. | John (bak9gs) | 56.20 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 33040. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 56.20 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 33041. | shanmu (shanmu95) | 56.20 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 33042. | Marko (kosmar) | 56.20 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 33043. | sushila (sushilaraj4@gmail.... | 56.20 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 33044. | Haris (harisohk) | 56.20 | 95% | 2017-06-23 |
| 33045. | Al Musal (almusal) | 56.20 | 94% | 2013-02-15 |
| 33046. | Vlad (toster777) | 56.19 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 33047. | Kroc (kroc) | 56.19 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 33048. | John (thejohnwick) | 56.19 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33049. | Oliver (oliver845) | 56.19 | 94.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33050. | ⚽⚡⚽⚡: (jwdarshad) | 56.19 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 33051. | Toby (tobski55) | 56.18 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 33052. | amr (blackmailer) | 56.18 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 33053. | ali (alianggie) | 56.18 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| 33054. | Andreas (andreas) | 56.18 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 33055. | krishna (krishna123sharma@g... | 56.18 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 33056. | Anda (dama) | 56.18 | 92% | 2013-09-15 |
| 33057. | Kim (psybaba) | 56.17 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| 33058. | Andrei (mightbeinsaneforever) | 56.17 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 33059. | Saubhagya (saubhagyaas) | 56.17 | 89% | 2014-07-28 |
| 33060. | smellyct (smellyct) | 56.17 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 33061. | John (of_monsters_and_men) | 56.17 | 94.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33062. | Shelby (zalak_b) | 56.17 | 94% | 2021-12-15 |
| 33063. | milo (invisiblebeast) | 56.17 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 33064. | Harish (harish1995) | 56.17 | 86% | 2015-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |