As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17490. | thanh (hust9x) | 66.74 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
17491. | guts (ramosjoshua214) | 66.74 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
17492. | Ripx (ripx) | 66.74 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
17493. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 66.74 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
17494. | Simon (bigsky77) | 66.73 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
17495. | Steven (ste900811) | 66.73 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
17496. | World is Silent Kashmir is ... | 66.73 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
17497. | A (jllkii123) | 66.73 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
17498. | m3d (m3dsh) | 66.73 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
17499. | Vincent (breadcheese2021) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
17500. | Justine (noob3tc) | 66.72 | 98.8% | 2025-03-16 |
17501. | Shaun (silentfate) | 66.72 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
17502. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 66.72 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
17503. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 66.72 | 88% | 2016-04-08 |
17504. | son (son1708) | 66.71 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
17505. | kevin (speedykev) | 66.71 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
17506. | Xavier (xavasx) | 66.70 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
17507. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 66.70 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
17508. | vamsi (krish5892) | 66.70 | 89% | 2016-11-09 |
17509. | ASAP (tylerpark24) | 66.69 | 82% | 2016-05-31 |
17510. | BrayBray (bigbossbyrdboy) | 66.69 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
17511. | Erik (ersken90) | 66.69 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
17512. | Jessica (littledang) | 66.69 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
17513. | Tim (timsn) | 66.69 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
17514. | Dylan (dill_pickle1101) | 66.68 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
17515. | Dwi (yvbinjk) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
17516. | Alex (farjungle) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
17517. | thunderwoods (thunderwoods) | 66.67 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
17518. | Dimo (dimofte) | 66.67 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
17519. | Tadhg (tadhglewis) | 66.67 | 94% | 2019-12-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |