The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32070. | Turnips! (njwheelbarrow) | 61.12 | 98% | 2016-02-29 |
| 32071. | Bongo_Boi (jazz_rat) | 61.11 | 95% | 2025-02-24 |
| 32072. | Marco (typrod) | 61.11 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 32073. | Tristan (survivalgm) | 61.11 | 96% | 2024-06-02 |
| 32074. | geogeo3 (geogeo3) | 61.11 | 94.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 32075. | Never :q! (mista_t) | 61.11 | 97% | 2024-01-26 |
| 32076. | Brad (godspeed99) | 61.11 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 32077. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 61.11 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 32078. | hamza (darkness1523) | 61.11 | 94% | 2016-04-22 |
| 32079. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 61.11 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 32080. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 61.11 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
| 32081. | Jeyosh (jeyosh) | 61.10 | 94% | 2020-02-17 |
| 32082. | jawad (medger) | 61.10 | 97.5% | 2024-05-29 |
| 32083. | joyboy (tmab) | 61.10 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 32084. | ishuka (ishuka) | 61.10 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 32085. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 61.10 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 32086. | Galngam (galngam) | 61.09 | 95.3% | 2024-07-10 |
| 32087. | ::: (peepyk) | 61.09 | 95% | 2025-04-17 |
| 32088. | LucasPlayz (lucasplayz) | 61.09 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 32089. | Hero (her0_the_racer) | 61.09 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 32090. | reduth (reduth) | 61.09 | 96% | 2024-10-02 |
| 32091. | DanTheMan (_dan_theman_) | 61.09 | 96% | 2024-01-25 |
| 32092. | Ever (itsever) | 61.09 | 98.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 32093. | zuleika (zu4life) | 61.09 | 95% | 2023-12-01 |
| 32094. | Francis (fransissimo) | 61.09 | 87% | 2014-06-13 |
| 32095. | Kris (kris510) | 61.09 | 94% | 2023-10-29 |
| 32096. | bella (beliss08) | 61.09 | 97% | 2024-11-22 |
| 32097. | Will (themilkmann) | 61.09 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 32098. | Gil (gilmouta) | 61.09 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
| 32099. | Cora (tigercobra) | 61.09 | 96% | 2014-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |