So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22959. | 沙填入腎門 (hkgsandy) | 63.89 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
| 22960. | zizoo (zizoodz) | 63.89 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 22961. | Dan (marix) | 63.88 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 22962. | Cassette (cassette18) | 63.88 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 22963. | my name (calmthyself) | 63.88 | 95.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22964. | Vignesh (vigneshidp) | 63.88 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 22965. | Roma (useflame) | 63.88 | 94% | 2023-04-17 |
| 22966. | Tatparya (tatparya) | 63.87 | 92% | 2014-11-24 |
| 22967. | David (czhdavid) | 63.87 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 22968. | javier (jf1442) | 63.87 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 22969. | Russ (frozenfate_09) | 63.87 | 95% | 2014-07-22 |
| 22970. | Chris (checkmateman) | 63.87 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 22971. | Crystal (shawty1995) | 63.87 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 22972. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 63.87 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 22973. | genesis (grimmer) | 63.87 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 22974. | Didier (borny) | 63.87 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 22975. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 63.86 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22976. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 63.86 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22977. | Dan (11590dsj) | 63.86 | 95% | 2017-07-18 |
| 22978. | Chris (kr0n0s1nvisible) | 63.86 | 91% | 2014-12-01 |
| 22979. | Turar (mxslade) | 63.86 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 22980. | R (rtyper20260) | 63.86 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 22981. | mayshusband (zerxoir) | 63.86 | 93% | 2018-07-09 |
| 22982. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 63.86 | 84% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22983. | Scott (medievalnuke) | 63.85 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 22984. | Accelerate (racer_y) | 63.85 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 22985. | Samz (sam261) | 63.85 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 22986. | jestoni (jhez) | 63.85 | 94% | 2013-04-25 |
| 22987. | jeremy (architect) | 63.85 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 22988. | Manosh (robinbiswas86) | 63.84 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |