And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14262. | Deez (deez_nuttz) | 89.27 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14263. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 89.27 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 14264. | salman (salman1122) | 89.27 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 14265. | swordy (swordy) | 89.27 | 99% | 2013-07-29 |
| 14266. | Molality (molality) | 89.26 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 14267. | tonk2 (tonk2) | 89.26 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 14268. | Max (elsancho5) | 89.26 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 14269. | Jen! (samara2013) | 89.26 | 99% | 2013-03-29 |
| 14270. | Isaac (isaaclam0425) | 89.26 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 14271. | Luke (lminosky) | 89.26 | 98% | 2014-03-22 |
| 14272. | Hater (hateself) | 89.26 | 98% | 2017-08-22 |
| 14273. | CLINT'S FEET (pfaen) | 89.25 | 97% | 2017-03-15 |
| 14274. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 89.25 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 14275. | Nohin (nohin) | 89.25 | 97.5% | 2023-08-18 |
| 14276. | Crocodan (natsu654) | 89.25 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14277. | parth (parthb) | 89.25 | 93% | 2015-09-28 |
| 14278. | Matthew (liberz) | 89.24 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 14279. | Kalin (meszi1234) | 89.24 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14280. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 89.24 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14281. | Jed (zhenya) | 89.24 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14282. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 89.23 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 14283. | Raffael (simonraffael) | 89.23 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 14284. | The quick (ersamson) | 89.23 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 14285. | Mitesh (miteshpithadiya) | 89.23 | 99% | 2013-09-19 |
| 14286. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 89.23 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 14287. | CaRDiaK (cardiak) | 89.23 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 14288. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 89.23 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 14289. | cassuvita (cassuvita) | 89.23 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
| 14290. | Rami (nub_paws) | 89.22 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 14291. | Tibz (tibz1337) | 89.22 | 94% | 2017-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |