So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7186. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 7187. | edison (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 7188. | Zenthus (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 7189. | bobo (tenbobo) | 92.50 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7190. | Zuber (thetypingatheist) | 92.50 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 7191. | James (jameseamaya) | 92.49 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 7192. | Great (greatfater666) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7193. | Sean (sean_russell) | 92.49 | 100% | 2013-12-10 |
| 7194. | Zevi (zevie) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 7195. | Trey (pgneal3) | 92.48 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 7196. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 92.48 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7197. | Tommy (ivalice) | 92.48 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7198. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 7199. | SeeK (sneakyseek) | 92.47 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 7200. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7201. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 92.47 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 7202. | Matt (sjustus) | 92.46 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 7203. | Battesti (koubou) | 92.46 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 7204. | Cody (drez) | 92.46 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 7205. | Twiggy (twiggylic) | 92.45 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7206. | Derek (rasehead) | 92.45 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 7207. | Wizu (wizublaty) | 92.45 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 7208. | Luke (notasweatyaurelion) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7209. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7210. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 7211. | Alan (alanio) | 92.44 | 93% | 2012-04-14 |
| 7212. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 7213. | inigo (indigo_july) | 92.44 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7214. | thifuni (thifuni) | 92.44 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 7215. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 92.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |