The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24812. | vincere (vincere09) | 64.58 | 95% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24813. | metin (canocancan) | 64.58 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 24814. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 64.58 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 24815. | trieu (dangtrieu) | 64.58 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 24816. | Beatles (beatles1976) | 64.58 | 96% | 2017-05-30 |
| 24817. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 64.57 | 92% | 2011-12-08 |
| 24818. | Kelvin (wd9001) | 64.57 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 24819. | tas (tahz) | 64.57 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 24820. | prabin (prabin22) | 64.56 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 24821. | Braden (boredomistyping) | 64.56 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 24822. | Matthew (perc_gekyume) | 64.56 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 24823. | Kasza (kobero) | 64.56 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 24824. | Lasse (cookielol) | 64.56 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 24825. | phauie (phauie) | 64.56 | 95% | 2011-10-06 |
| 24826. | john ray (johnray08) | 64.56 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 24827. | bart (barkhan) | 64.56 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 24828. | L (lpuczynski) | 64.55 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 24829. | Shaun (sladerrr) | 64.55 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24830. | Ryan (blazer60) | 64.55 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 24831. | Deepak (deepsboy) | 64.55 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 24832. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 64.55 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 24833. | William (xxtypexx) | 64.55 | 90% | 2011-10-26 |
| 24834. | Scout (warmup) | 64.55 | 96% | 2014-05-02 |
| 24835. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 64.55 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 24836. | Nonce (bent_shaft) | 64.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 24837. | Sam (samoc9549) | 64.54 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24838. | Zear (zear5) | 64.54 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 24839. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 64.54 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 24840. | Kenneth (bicboiken) | 64.54 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24841. | Chris (chrishu) | 64.54 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |