The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12982. | Dullpig (dullpig) | 83.67 | 97.8% | 2024-04-17 |
| 12983. | zzehu (zzehu) | 83.67 | 96.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 12984. | Alex (karma_7) | 83.67 | 97.6% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12985. | David (dtnero) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 12986. | Davis (dey1234) | 83.67 | 92% | 2012-06-04 |
| 12987. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 83.67 | 98% | 2016-07-17 |
| 12988. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 83.67 | 90% | 2013-01-19 |
| 12989. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 83.67 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 12990. | F.T. (ft404) | 83.67 | 95% | 2014-10-12 |
| 12991. | Philip (lindeman) | 83.66 | 95% | 2014-01-27 |
| 12992. | Jake (bananaman3021) | 83.66 | 97% | 2024-10-04 |
| 12993. | soakingwet (drenched) | 83.66 | 96% | 2024-03-01 |
| 12994. | squall (squalllionheart) | 83.66 | 99% | 2023-12-11 |
| 12995. | Hi (jxjx) | 83.66 | 98% | 2025-09-14 |
| 12996. | umaibou (umaibou) | 83.66 | 91% | 2013-06-18 |
| 12997. | Barry (micre) | 83.66 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 12998. | Abhas (imabhas) | 83.65 | 97.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 12999. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 83.65 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 13000. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 83.65 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13001. | Yoshizawa (yoshizawa) | 83.65 | 97.1% | 2024-12-28 |
| 13002. | Shunrai (shunrai1110) | 83.65 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 13003. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13004. | joe (radmos) | 83.65 | 95% | 2024-12-13 |
| 13005. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 83.65 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13006. | cy. (cyvirus) | 83.65 | 98% | 2012-06-15 |
| 13007. | Jay Ronald (jay_ronald33) | 83.65 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 13008. | Peter (meffisto420) | 83.65 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 13009. | misha (drethelin) | 83.65 | 89% | 2016-03-16 |
| 13010. | Ayman (godspeed1011) | 83.64 | 98.5% | 2025-02-06 |
| 13011. | MrVestacus (mrvestacus) | 83.64 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |