I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5933. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 98.13 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 5934. | Dumby (cooh) | 98.12 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5935. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 98.11 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5936. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 98.11 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 5937. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 98.11 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5938. | ! (heckar) | 98.10 | 98.7% | 2025-03-16 |
| 5939. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 98.09 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5940. | yuh (yuhhhhh) | 98.09 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 5941. | Ben (pro_benny) | 98.08 | 97.5% | 2024-10-15 |
| 5942. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 98.08 | 96.2% | 2024-03-31 |
| 5943. | Ace (killgon) | 98.08 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5944. | Ben (breakmystride) | 98.08 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5945. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.08 | 99% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5946. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 98.08 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5947. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5948. | Zexceed (shorif) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 5949. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 5950. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 98.05 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5951. | sorta (holdiers) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5952. | owen (beemochop) | 98.04 | 98.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 5953. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 98.03 | 99.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 5954. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 98.03 | 97.8% | 2024-01-12 |
| 5955. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 98.03 | 98.1% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5956. | No (bambusnippel) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5957. | 2Fast4U (rajhunter) | 98.02 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 5958. | Mads (xmimmer) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 5959. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 5960. | Kanye (pangoliar) | 98.01 | 95.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5961. | john (oneiroi) | 98.01 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5962. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 98.00 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |