The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14597. | Ariq (aruslibintang) | 80.77 | 95% | 2012-09-16 |
| 14598. | AngryBacon (angrybacon) | 80.76 | 89% | 2014-09-17 |
| 14599. | Yelov (multizymeth) | 80.76 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
| 14600. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 80.76 | 93% | 2012-09-23 |
| 14601. | Ken (kenleung) | 80.76 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 14602. | CS (chaosstalker) | 80.76 | 91% | 2012-03-20 |
| 14603. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 80.75 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 14604. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 80.75 | 93% | 2023-01-08 |
| 14605. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 80.75 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 14606. | Jake (shadow5253) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 14607. | bgekg (earthtosimran) | 80.74 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 14608. | Ghislaine (ghislanemaxwell) | 80.74 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14609. | Antony (antonleghost) | 80.74 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 14610. | Chase (xzenergy) | 80.74 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 14611. | sillyboy (sillyboyva) | 80.74 | 98% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14612. | Kevin (gkpc) | 80.74 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 14613. | Z. (zazz4) | 80.73 | 91% | 2013-11-26 |
| 14614. | mirek (mirek) | 80.73 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 14615. | Alex (koroglua15) | 80.73 | 92% | 2013-09-10 |
| 14616. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 80.73 | 93% | 2011-08-12 |
| 14617. | Roxill Jay (raksil_pogi12) | 80.73 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14618. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 80.73 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 14619. | Dante (sillydong) | 80.72 | 100% | 2023-04-15 |
| 14620. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 14621. | Live (ugatyper) | 80.72 | 92% | 2017-03-05 |
| 14622. | Ethan (shadow542) | 80.72 | 93% | 2015-12-18 |
| 14623. | dever (deverart) | 80.72 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14624. | David (maybachh) | 80.72 | 93% | 2011-07-06 |
| 14625. | Prathik (oiii_m8) | 80.72 | 92% | 2015-04-04 |
| 14626. | Kate (katedo) | 80.72 | 96% | 2011-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |