I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4184. | HHKBest (jywh91) | 103.35 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 4185. | Emily (emklof92) | 103.34 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 4186. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 103.34 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 4187. | euro2017 (euro20179) | 103.34 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 4188. | Dawson (jycy) | 103.34 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 4189. | kyoma (kyomaa) | 103.32 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 4190. | Blake (25kangboyang) | 103.32 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| 4191. | Jasper (jeeasper) | 103.31 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 4192. | 俥 (t11xl) | 103.30 | 97% | 2024-01-02 |
| 4193. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 103.30 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 4194. | Trevor (aerthz) | 103.30 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4195. | Hannah (haiii136) | 103.29 | 99.2% | 2024-10-28 |
| 4196. | Fran (narfornothing) | 103.29 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4197. | Hannah (hannah1921) | 103.29 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 4198. | Johann (slugvibes) | 103.29 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 4199. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4200. | Chris (chriswck) | 103.28 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 4201. | Korey (korizmo) | 103.28 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 4202. | David (roheimer) | 103.26 | 96% | 2025-05-22 |
| 4203. | Ariana (crusherkitty) | 103.25 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4204. | haniel monki (ivious) | 103.24 | 96.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 4205. | dai types (daitypes) | 103.23 | 97.3% | 2025-03-28 |
| 4206. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 103.22 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 4207. | Eugene (entilaren) | 103.22 | 92% | 2017-02-19 |
| 4208. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 103.21 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 4209. | đż (guppypugs) | 103.20 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 4210. | Diana (agent_artemis) | 103.20 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4211. | đľđđđđđŚđŚ... | 103.20 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 4212. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 103.20 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 4213. | Sith (sithlorde) | 103.19 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |