I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8038. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 8039. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 8040. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 95.37 | 99.4% | 2023-12-04 |
| 8041. | qwerty (zezatkas) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 8042. | Nicholas (nsabadicci) | 95.35 | 99% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8043. | Johnny (gothamcity) | 95.35 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 8044. | Katie (kat41911) | 95.34 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 8045. | Vaj (taychee) | 95.34 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8046. | Aidan (aidan_hunter) | 95.34 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8047. | Gartz (gartz) | 95.34 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8048. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 95.33 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8049. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 95.33 | 97.7% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8050. | Sean (crazypants27) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8051. | Sicness (sicness) | 95.33 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 8052. | Breaks (breaks) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 8053. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 95.32 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 8054. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 8055. | . (printsmorgan) | 95.31 | 96.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8056. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.31 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 8057. | Manja (manja07) | 95.30 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 8058. | SchwarzAD (schwarzadd) | 95.30 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 8059. | Jung (jung341416) | 95.30 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 8060. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 95.30 | 100% | 2022-07-04 |
| 8061. | Pontus (skoterflipp) | 95.29 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 8062. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 95.28 | 100% | 2018-10-24 |
| 8063. | Daniel (daniel_789) | 95.27 | 97% | 2024-04-05 |
| 8064. | David (d4v1dh) | 95.27 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8065. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 95.27 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 8066. | Slueben (poijn) | 95.26 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 8067. | Jonathan (baeyukjin) | 95.26 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |