As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21304. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 21305. | Gui (gui1802) | 57.73 | 93% | 2016-12-11 |
| 21306. | TXG (gualt) | 57.73 | 95.4% | 2025-02-24 |
| 21307. | Dylan (dylankeo) | 57.73 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 21308. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 57.73 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 21309. | Randy (randybordovsky) | 57.73 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 21310. | Adam (adammomen) | 57.73 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 21311. | Sprite (spritecode) | 57.72 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 21312. | turbo (maxwelldumm) | 57.72 | 97.3% | 2023-07-17 |
| 21313. | Noah (nonowho) | 57.72 | 90% | 2015-06-02 |
| 21314. | Rishi (qasz) | 57.72 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 21315. | Phanie (stephstep) | 57.72 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 21316. | tstats[timecurrent] (timecu... | 57.72 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 21317. | Kranite (vg_infernozz) | 57.72 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 21318. | Justine (jpbaba11) | 57.72 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 21319. | Tami (miso) | 57.72 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 21320. | rdnblg (rdnblg2) | 57.71 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 21321. | Chris (meta77) | 57.71 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 21322. | Jonathan (jonathan_tp) | 57.71 | 96.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 21323. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 57.71 | 96% | 2017-10-11 |
| 21324. | aruj (b0b1000) | 57.71 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 21325. | KouTypin_Dvorak (koo_dvorak) | 57.71 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
| 21326. | jay (jaeymax) | 57.70 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 21327. | Lesslee (lesslee63) | 57.70 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 21328. | Chance (sparkychance) | 57.70 | 88% | 2016-05-11 |
| 21329. | Ikukatsuzimah (ikukatsuzimah) | 57.70 | 94% | 2016-04-10 |
| 21330. | IWannaYeetYou (thisnameisal... | 57.69 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 21331. | 12region (bikg) | 57.69 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
| 21332. | Luke (luketypist) | 57.69 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 21333. | MUGI (munkhbayar_mugi131) | 57.69 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |