So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26322. | King (kingblapa) | 58.81 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
| 26323. | Andrew (happie) | 58.80 | 98.5% | 2021-03-03 |
| 26324. | Syed Sheraz (syedsherazarshad) | 58.80 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 26325. | rohan (rohanktksu) | 58.80 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 26326. | dayy (lordie) | 58.80 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26327. | Elias (9elias) | 58.80 | 95% | 2018-08-17 |
| 26328. | @iKunCerulean (ivankun) | 58.80 | 89% | 2011-12-03 |
| 26329. | Jean Carlo (jcbambalan) | 58.80 | 94% | 2014-07-14 |
| 26330. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 58.80 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 26331. | TAJ- END- (mdth) | 58.80 | 92% | 2013-10-01 |
| 26332. | Laama (laamasweg) | 58.80 | 83% | 2016-10-27 |
| 26333. | Dmitriy (deemiler) | 58.80 | 92% | 2011-09-05 |
| 26334. | Joe (joeblase) | 58.79 | 94% | 2022-05-07 |
| 26335. | Johnny (johnnyboi4732) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 26336. | Bidhan (bidhansampang) | 58.79 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 26337. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.79 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 26338. | Yushi (yushi529) | 58.78 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26339. | Zachary (koz62) | 58.78 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 26340. | natsuya (natsuya77) | 58.78 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 26341. | KouTypin_Dvorak (koo_dvorak) | 58.78 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
| 26342. | Emily (emmyball) | 58.78 | 90% | 2011-08-02 |
| 26343. | cnazz (cnazzurfrnd) | 58.78 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 26344. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 58.77 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 26345. | Hexa (hexaa) | 58.77 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 26346. | Ting (kimcikuo) | 58.77 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 26347. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 58.77 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 26348. | Viki (vikiperle08) | 58.77 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 26349. | Reuven (reuven_1203) | 58.77 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
| 26350. | Mohammad (mdunicorn) | 58.77 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 26351. | jakob (pluto527) | 58.77 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |