I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13477. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13478. | Master Sky (ma3ter3ky) | 78.35 | 96.9% | 2025-03-04 |
| 13479. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 78.35 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 13480. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 78.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13481. | sohta (sohta) | 78.35 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13482. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 78.35 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13483. | michael (michaelabdi) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13484. | Wes (wyvr) | 78.35 | 94% | 2015-06-09 |
| 13485. | Chase (chasebank87) | 78.35 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 13486. | theo (theodoro) | 78.35 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 13487. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 78.34 | 97.2% | 2024-03-30 |
| 13488. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13489. | Joseph (jsph273) | 78.34 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13490. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 13491. | morallez (mor17) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13492. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 78.34 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 13493. | ABtech19 nq (2nd account)... | 78.33 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 13494. | Matt (beano15) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 13495. | Konstantinos (konstantop) | 78.33 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 13496. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 78.33 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 13497. | break (breakbar) | 78.33 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13498. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 78.33 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13499. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 78.33 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 13500. | Tony (zonfen) | 78.33 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 13501. | Francisco (aeos) | 78.33 | 97.3% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13502. | : (duccy) | 78.32 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13503. | Wessneroo (wessneroo) | 78.31 | 93% | 2015-09-29 |
| 13504. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 78.30 | 97.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 13505. | Eveningthing (evntd) | 78.30 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13506. | Elliot (thefascist) | 78.30 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |