The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15115. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 79.94 | 98% | 2013-12-25 |
| 15116. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 79.94 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 15117. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 79.94 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 15118. | Kuma (kumatero1) | 79.93 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 15119. | Pandancement (sheaththerogue) | 79.93 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 15120. | Ryan (silvanite) | 79.93 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 15121. | Robben (sub_to_robbenw) | 79.93 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 15122. | ๋Jacky (nontawatmk) | 79.93 | 91% | 2015-08-14 |
| 15123. | Conspiracy (realkingofgames) | 79.93 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15124. | Neil (neilborde) | 79.93 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 15125. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 79.93 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 15126. | Abigail (abievans46) | 79.93 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 15127. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 79.93 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 15128. | Damien (tilt86) | 79.92 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 15129. | forsen (forsen_) | 79.91 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15130. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 79.91 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15131. | Mike (neumatikz) | 79.90 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 15132. | kodzy (kodzy) | 79.90 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15133. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 79.90 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 15134. | Joel (wiss) | 79.90 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 15135. | Silversting (silversting) | 79.90 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 15136. | VV (clowncollege) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 15137. | Jony (jon_____) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 15138. | Find (findarxx) | 79.89 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 15139. | Piplup (caitcat) | 79.89 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 15140. | Kyle (kohn) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15141. | Ritika (ritika_) | 79.89 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 15142. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15143. | Dino (typedino123) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 15144. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |