The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12271. | Fisty (fisty) | 96.13 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12272. | Bastian (bastian) | 96.13 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 12273. | Alnoor (snowkoan) | 96.12 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 12274. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 96.12 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 12275. | guu (guda) | 96.12 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
| 12276. | Lampan (lampan) | 96.12 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 12277. | Cuong (cnguyenthien) | 96.12 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| 12278. | Ceri (ceriser) | 96.12 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 12279. | liam (liom101) | 96.11 | 91% | 2017-03-14 |
| 12280. | Quench (quench) | 96.11 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 12281. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 96.11 | 98% | 2015-12-10 |
| 12282. | Jamison (y4mz) | 96.11 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
| 12283. | ufoludek (ufoludek) | 96.10 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 12284. | Patrick (pawal001) | 96.10 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 12285. | you (youu) | 96.10 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 12286. | Margaret (maggie_mae) | 96.10 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 12287. | John (g_fuel) | 96.09 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 12288. | Kev (joebob1235) | 96.09 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 12289. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 96.09 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 12290. | grace (koald) | 96.09 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12291. | Anna (ayyross) | 96.09 | 99% | 2013-02-16 |
| 12292. | Justin (justinmilf) | 96.08 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 12293. | (ryan8896lch) | 96.08 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12294. | GhostV (ghostvsghost) | 96.08 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 12295. | Adam (adam_ehab) | 96.07 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 12296. | Briana (briana169) | 96.07 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 12297. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 96.07 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12298. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 96.07 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 12299. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 96.06 | 98% | 2017-04-16 |
| 12300. | Brandon (professor103) | 96.06 | 95% | 2022-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |