Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 203. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 120.31 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 204. | Stanley (schapel) | 120.28 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 205. | typeracist (moron212) | 120.28 | 99% | 2020-01-08 |
| 206. | Ned (nedfrench) | 120.14 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 207. | Christian (krisco) | 120.03 | 99% | 2018-11-29 |
| 208. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 120.01 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 209. | jubilachi (jubilachi) | 120.01 | 98% | 2017-07-03 |
| 210. | T (nofx) | 119.95 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 211. | Jason (jbb817) | 119.90 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 212. | Jayden (jayden82) | 119.82 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 213. | Erik (the__cpl) | 119.75 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 214. | 🦉Tenor🦉 (strigibae) | 119.71 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 215. | Never Quit (ranzivan12) | 119.68 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 216. | Rong Liew (springbaron) | 119.63 | 99% | 2020-07-25 |
| 217. | Blowing (spiritualadventure... | 119.61 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 218. | Brandon (memeaboo) | 119.52 | 99% | 2020-11-02 |
| 219. | Knortic (knortic) | 119.38 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
| 220. | kewl (hyper_racer) | 119.33 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 221. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 119.20 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 222. | Kevin (brahnji) | 119.19 | 99% | 2017-11-16 |
| 223. | (carlibou) | 119.14 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 224. | (g_fruit) | 119.07 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 225. | (khronic) | 118.97 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 226. | dudu (dudu1061) | 118.95 | 99% | 2019-03-16 |
| 227. | Mevious (someguy) | 118.92 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 228. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 118.86 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 229. | (jlachney) | 118.78 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 230. | (dawittymidget) | 118.78 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 231. | Maxwell (999maxwell) | 118.71 | 99% | 2018-11-30 |
| 232. | (returned) | 118.57 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |