I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3094. | nikoloz (nikolozi12) | 109.15 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 3095. | Lindsey (lindseymhr) | 109.15 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 3096. | kamote35 (cooldz) | 109.14 | 97.6% | 2024-09-06 |
| 3097. | 1a2a3a (northguard) | 109.14 | 95% | 2016-01-23 |
| 3098. | ZeroNine (dtrix) | 109.14 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 3099. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 109.14 | 94% | 2017-04-04 |
| 3100. | deshawn (greenspringer) | 109.13 | 99% | 2019-09-06 |
| 3101. | dead (kyohokuma) | 109.13 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 3102. | deon (deontan) | 109.11 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
| 3103. | Me (justme196) | 109.11 | 96% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3104. | Jason (d00shleet) | 109.10 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
| 3105. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 109.09 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 3106. | _ (bic2000) | 109.07 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3107. | F (phinpin) | 109.07 | 95% | 2016-10-29 |
| 3108. | Андреј (kucaj_i_tucaj) | 109.06 | 95% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3109. | leon (leonzalion) | 109.06 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3110. | Lord (planta) | 109.05 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 3111. | TheTrueLasec (thetruelasec) | 109.05 | 98.3% | 2025-02-10 |
| 3112. | Knortic (knortic) | 109.05 | 98% | 2017-12-16 |
| 3113. | rdtup (rdtup) | 109.04 | 97.1% | 2025-02-11 |
| 3114. | Hari (baby1_jimmy) | 109.04 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 3115. | Rob (rstefanic) | 109.04 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 3116. | Arturo (arturolocsin) | 109.03 | 99% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3117. | Ryan (ryanm42) | 109.03 | 98% | 2025-10-07 |
| 3118. | Cameron (kristenwiig) | 109.02 | 96.2% | 2023-12-24 |
| 3119. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 109.02 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 3120. | Josh (josh24816) | 109.01 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3121. | Michael (michaelrzoghbi) | 109.01 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3122. | ............. (zalvary) | 109.01 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 3123. | Sauce (lolplox123) | 109.01 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |