As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23912. | JaredOrellano (redorellano) | 50.35 | 91% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23913. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 50.35 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 23914. | Tumarbek (tom4ke) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 23915. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 50.35 | 97% | 2015-11-27 |
| 23916. | Alex (us3rn_me) | 50.34 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
| 23917. | Dhruv (professor_dc) | 50.34 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 23918. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 50.34 | 93% | 2021-12-03 |
| 23919. | rohankumar (rohankumar) | 50.33 | 94.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23920. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 50.33 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 23921. | Jack (turtlejack) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 23922. | AminGo (amingo) | 50.32 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| 23923. | Enzo (yujiro144) | 50.31 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 23924. | Nahin (nahin_r) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 23925. | Steph (hatorihanzo) | 50.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 23926. | Martin (maniacal_martin) | 50.31 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 23927. | Toby (tobiasharry) | 50.31 | 86% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23928. | Tüpnük (tupnuk_piki) | 50.30 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 23929. | jiji (jiji123) | 50.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23930. | Pigeon (knipo) | 50.30 | 94.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23931. | Yerke (middle_asia) | 50.30 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 23932. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 23933. | Kaden (lifeshappy) | 50.29 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23934. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 50.28 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 23935. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 50.28 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 23936. | Learning Colemak (wipyflow) | 50.27 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 23937. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 50.27 | 97.8% | 2023-06-01 |
| 23938. | Jean (naisha04) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 23939. | Mutta (rcprem) | 50.27 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 23940. | Marc (german8ter) | 50.27 | 90% | 2016-04-22 |
| 23941. | Chris (chriscole21) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |