So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21224. | Unknown (valo) | 66.62 | 84% | 2012-03-18 |
| 21225. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 66.62 | 91% | 2017-05-09 |
| 21226. | Vincent (rubixon) | 66.61 | 96.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 21227. | James (kimandoxs) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 21228. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.61 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 21229. | Eric (vallok) | 66.61 | 91% | 2014-08-09 |
| 21230. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 21231. | Butchy (randomguy4ever) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 21232. | Albert (certikbertik) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 21233. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 66.60 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 21234. | TheLickerman (thelickerman) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 21235. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 66.60 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 21236. | Jace (jabow12) | 66.60 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 21237. | Pineapple (pineapple_pie1) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 21238. | Jeffrey (jefsweatsgames) | 66.60 | 88% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21239. | Hemnath (hemnath) | 66.60 | 91% | 2014-11-04 |
| 21240. | sako (zzzxxx) | 66.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 21241. | David (klokigamer) | 66.59 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 21242. | Edna (failcakez) | 66.59 | 90% | 2013-09-13 |
| 21243. | I-Chuan (aldehydeic) | 66.59 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 21244. | sall (sidhu663) | 66.58 | 89% | 2015-01-13 |
| 21245. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 66.58 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 21246. | Michal (rybeek) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 21247. | QQ (qq_2900) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 21248. | trieu (trieu123) | 66.58 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 21249. | joygerry (joygerry) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 21250. | Nguyet (chim123) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 21251. | The R (dream34) | 66.57 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 21252. | Mehran (mehrandvd) | 66.57 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 21253. | Noval (novalorlando) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |