As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13279. | Christina (peanut0718) | 76.10 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
13280. | CF (cfoodc) | 76.10 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
13281. | Tanver (potatoe929) | 76.10 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
13282. | tylerfking1 (jordanpang) | 76.10 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
13283. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 76.09 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
13284. | Rubin (rubintypes) | 76.09 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
13285. | Sid (sid3300) | 76.08 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
13286. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 76.08 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
13287. | john (er3g10us) | 76.08 | 100% | 2016-03-20 |
13288. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 76.07 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
13289. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 76.07 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
13290. | Jam (cayajam) | 76.07 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
13291. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
13292. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.07 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
13293. | Pluto (paijwa) | 76.07 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
13294. | Rebecca (norebecks) | 76.07 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
13295. | Creamatorium (creampie123) | 76.06 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
13296. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
13297. | Samonella (samonella_12) | 76.06 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
13298. | klima7 (klima7) | 76.06 | 98.6% | 2021-02-27 |
13299. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 76.06 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
13300. | GORDON (gordon1104) | 76.06 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
13301. | Ajay (dudeth) | 76.06 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
13302. | lammi (lamie) | 76.06 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
13303. | Arsenal (arsenal_) | 76.05 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
13304. | Zach (zbark96) | 76.05 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
13305. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 76.05 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
13306. | Conner Richmond (conman2735) | 76.05 | 97% | 2023-10-21 |
13307. | Joko (artemander) | 76.05 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
13308. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 76.04 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |