As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19090. | Professor (fan_professor) | 63.28 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
19091. | Sophie (fluffyjade) | 63.28 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
19092. | phunker (kipkandorie) | 63.28 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
19093. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 63.28 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
19094. | Steve (ijustwanttotype) | 63.28 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
19095. | joker (co_y) | 63.28 | 99% | 2015-09-03 |
19096. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 63.28 | 94% | 2021-09-04 |
19097. | ok (banadagril) | 63.28 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
19098. | Mateusz (ccre) | 63.28 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
19099. | ollybollydisco (ollybollydi... | 63.27 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
19100. | Jump (fenzoid) | 63.27 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
19101. | Ryan (lawlessstl) | 63.27 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
19102. | Arthur (sylverphoenix) | 63.27 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
19103. | Jordan (jordanhochstetler) | 63.27 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
19104. | OmNommy (_omnommy) | 63.26 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
19105. | Lej (ljnsc) | 63.26 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
19106. | Shamad (shamad_1) | 63.25 | 97% | 2022-12-24 |
19107. | Phindoll (philosopher_phun) | 63.25 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
19108. | bogo (bogo10) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
19109. | amine (amichet) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
19110. | Gintoki (ginnoji) | 63.25 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
19111. | squimf (ted59) | 63.25 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
19112. | Oscar (oscrrmrz) | 63.25 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
19113. | Gonzalo (chasgracias) | 63.25 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
19114. | klerigado (klerigado) | 63.25 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
19115. | cheayeo (cheayeo) | 63.24 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
19116. | Clairvoir (clairvoir) | 63.24 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
19117. | Eric (mainsterr) | 63.24 | 94% | 2021-11-23 |
19118. | NL (leidytypes) | 63.24 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
19119. | Tobi (fastestflash) | 63.24 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |