Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9131. | Seong-Eun (scj1420) | 87.93 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9132. | Felix (felixleong) | 87.93 | 98% | 2013-04-16 |
| 9133. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 87.92 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9134. | Hieu (larhral) | 87.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 9135. | Fernando (frn4n) | 87.91 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9136. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 87.91 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 9137. | Thybe (thybevb) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9138. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 87.91 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 9139. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 87.90 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9140. | HM (ace_pan) | 87.90 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 9141. | Sophia (chibileika) | 87.89 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 9142. | Darkwing (wordmeister) | 87.89 | 90% | 2013-12-09 |
| 9143. | Colbey (colbey92) | 87.89 | 95% | 2013-01-06 |
| 9144. | THE KID (nschattner) | 87.89 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 9145. | NinjR (gingerninjr) | 87.88 | 89% | 2014-07-27 |
| 9146. | djblue (guccistyle) | 87.88 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 9147. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 87.87 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 9148. | Dickson (kldho2) | 87.87 | 97.4% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9149. | Hector (starkhalo) | 87.87 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 9150. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 87.87 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 9151. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 87.87 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 9152. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 9153. | Coach Mac (coachmac) | 87.87 | 98% | 2014-12-11 |
| 9154. | sitifirt (sitifirt) | 87.86 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 9155. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 87.86 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 9156. | Steve (snap07) | 87.86 | 96% | 2012-08-14 |
| 9157. | Mustafa (playb0yo) | 87.86 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 9158. | Sami (sami49) | 87.86 | 99% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9159. | Mike (eggtuary) | 87.86 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 9160. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 87.86 | 97% | 2015-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |