Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2020. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 85.55 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2021. | Evan (toastypoints) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2022. | Piturnah (piturnah) | 85.54 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2023. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 85.54 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
| 2024. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 85.53 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2025. | Nicole (nikkicole1) | 85.52 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2026. | Ferdiant (justquarter) | 85.45 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2027. | Bleh (entropian) | 85.41 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2028. | δΈε (quan72io) | 85.41 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2029. | John (evilmorty_) | 85.41 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2030. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 85.40 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2031. | Theodor (prospitianknightma... | 85.38 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 2032. | Tommy (not_tommy) | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 2033. | Petr (jezour) | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2034. | t (12cligon) | 85.38 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2035. | Dimitar (dragonbg) | 85.38 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 2036. | Dickson (kldho2) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 2037. | lean (bryanlean4) | 85.33 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 2038. | Mason (masonthetyper) | 85.33 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
| 2039. | Justin (joostinchang) | 85.31 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2040. | Cadeyn (monkeycadeyn) | 85.29 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2041. | Rifqi (rifqisambas) | 85.26 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 2042. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2043. | Rafey (practicerace) | 85.25 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2044. | random guy (fishyz23) | 85.23 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2045. | xinnnnn (xintong) | 85.20 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2046. | John (joney33) | 85.20 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2047. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 85.19 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2048. | chris (llamas876) | 85.17 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2049. | Haista (haista_) | 85.13 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |