I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2300. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 117.88 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2301. | Link (link_hyrule) | 117.87 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 2302. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 117.85 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 2303. | j34s (novona) | 117.85 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 2304. | RH (dzaefn) | 117.85 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 2305. | Huskiez (husky123) | 117.84 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 2306. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 117.83 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| 2307. | HATE LAG! (11fingerstypist) | 117.81 | 100% | 2021-12-26 |
| 2308. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 117.81 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2309. | Alex (aqin24) | 117.79 | 99% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2310. | Bucky (buhcky) | 117.79 | 98.7% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2311. | Chris (slow_but_furious) | 117.79 | 98.5% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2312. | Osiel Dias (ziel) | 117.78 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 2313. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 117.75 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 2314. | kaiiennn (yknyong1) | 117.74 | 98% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2315. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 117.73 | 99% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2316. | Keegan (klav) | 117.72 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2317. | wen (neverwen) | 117.71 | 97.6% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2318. | VHS Crusader (vhs_crusader) | 117.70 | 96.1% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2319. | toprak (topraq) | 117.69 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2320. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 117.68 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 2321. | Teru (carlosott) | 117.68 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 2322. | Oofer (oofer333) | 117.67 | 99% | 2025-07-09 |
| 2323. | not (omgtheworst) | 117.67 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 2324. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 117.67 | 100% | 2023-04-05 |
| 2325. | Timo (urmaul) | 117.66 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 2326. | hyp (hyprix) | 117.65 | 98.4% | 2023-06-15 |
| 2327. | Yew (yewonn) | 117.64 | 99% | 2020-04-08 |
| 2328. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 117.64 | 98.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 2329. | Hashshura (hashshura) | 117.62 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |