I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9035. | Daniel (typingdan) | 89.02 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 9036. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 89.02 | 99% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9037. | Trout (jbrunetti13) | 89.02 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9038. | Alex (revl8er) | 89.02 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
| 9039. | why (she1f) | 89.01 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 9040. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 89.01 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 9041. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 89.01 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9042. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 89.01 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 9043. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 89.00 | 99.5% | 2025-05-06 |
| 9044. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 89.00 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 9045. | Mehti (lylehti) | 89.00 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9046. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 89.00 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 9047. | Red (redhood07) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9048. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 89.00 | 93% | 2016-08-24 |
| 9049. | Chris (figure9) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 9050. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 88.99 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 9051. | Doms (domtinik0729) | 88.98 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9052. | Vedant (vedant0) | 88.98 | 95% | 2025-09-24 |
| 9053. | mmm (kiwislush) | 88.98 | 99% | 2025-06-12 |
| 9054. | Ina (its_meh) | 88.98 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9055. | Zachary (zacdos) | 88.98 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 9056. | R (vivavee) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 9057. | Len (lennyindabuildin) | 88.98 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9058. | 纯净水 (speed_yuan) | 88.98 | 98% | 2024-06-15 |
| 9059. | George (sellers1234) | 88.97 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9060. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 88.97 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 9061. | GreatWhiteShark (black_b6969) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9062. | Trent (trentono) | 88.97 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 9063. | hfour (hfour) | 88.97 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9064. | Fox :) (redskittlefox) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |