I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1304. | Brazilian Guy (mulpen1) | 127.55 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1305. | marker (voltmeter) | 127.53 | 100% | 2021-04-19 |
| 1306. | (peaceinchrist) | 127.48 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 1307. | Rob (rstefanic) | 127.48 | 100% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1308. | Adam (beakerthe1st) | 127.46 | 99.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1309. | Piggy (piggosu) | 127.43 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1310. | Phoenix (cjsquire19) | 127.40 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 1311. | DOOKIEGOGGINS (dookiegoggins) | 127.40 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1312. | πΉγγ¬γΉγγγ¨π₯ ... | 127.40 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1313. | Chris (chrisnob) | 127.37 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1314. | Fictions (fictionqt) | 127.36 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1315. | Kagamine Len (kagamine_len) | 127.35 | 98.5% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1316. | ligaturem (ligaturem) | 127.35 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1317. | Gary (garyboo) | 127.33 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1318. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 127.32 | 99% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1319. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 127.30 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 1320. | Kiva (kivattt) | 127.29 | 99% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1321. | Sac (yung_sac) | 127.26 | 99.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 1322. | sherimori (sherimori) | 127.25 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1323. | π΅πππππ¦π¦... | 127.25 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 1324. | (otql) | 127.24 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 1325. | moppr (moppr) | 127.22 | 98.4% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1326. | bzh (bzh_) | 127.22 | 98.1% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1327. | Mikey (miket349) | 127.21 | 99% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1328. | jj (yeahjjj) | 127.21 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1329. | Phozzon (phozzonunnium) | 127.14 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 1330. | γ°γ«γγΌγtired goodby... | 127.12 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 1331. | mike (mfubio) | 127.12 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1332. | 8-ball (mattboy_) | 127.09 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 1333. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 127.04 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |