As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2607. | Xarius (notxarius) | 108.45 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2608. | dontdefense (dontdefense) | 108.44 | 97.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 2609. | Ryan (lionryan) | 108.44 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 2610. | jazon (jazonandes) | 108.44 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 2611. | Crow (crowmo81) | 108.44 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2612. | Jason (the_xie_2) | 108.44 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2613. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 108.44 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 2614. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 108.43 | 96.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 2615. | Steven (misterpear) | 108.43 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
| 2616. | A (maneuverability) | 108.42 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 2617. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 108.42 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 2618. | :| (hipparcos) | 108.42 | 98% | 2017-05-20 |
| 2619. | praks (praks01) | 108.41 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 2620. | Booyah (ricegod366) | 108.41 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2621. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 108.41 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 2622. | Dustin (dustywusty) | 108.41 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 2623. | Kiva (kivattt) | 108.39 | 98% | 2024-12-08 |
| 2624. | x (rlygayboi) | 108.39 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2625. | Vincent (vincent2005) | 108.37 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2626. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 108.37 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2627. | em (eeopkc) | 108.36 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2628. | Sean (igetass) | 108.36 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2629. | AntVenom (antvenom) | 108.35 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2630. | Lucian (1oosh) | 108.34 | 98% | 2024-07-20 |
| 2631. | Jodo (jodoodoj) | 108.34 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2632. | sleepo (sleepotimer) | 108.34 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| 2633. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 108.34 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 2634. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2635. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 108.33 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 2636. | Nick (nckn) | 108.33 | 94% | 2016-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |